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	<title>Daily Trojan &#187; Folk Laur</title>
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		<title>Get your cat a higher degree!</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/12/get-your-cat-a-higher-degree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[diploma mill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shame on your under-educated pet.]]></description>
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		<title>DPS Crime alerts are NEVER this interesting</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/11/dps-crime-alerts-are-never-this-interesting/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/11/dps-crime-alerts-are-never-this-interesting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they're making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)"]]></description>
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		<title>The Snood: This season&#8217;s must-have</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/09/the-snood-this-seasons-must-have/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/09/the-snood-this-seasons-must-have/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Folk Laur]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Don't take fashion advice from the Wall Street Journal.]]></description>
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		<title>You could have done worse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/09/you-could-have-done-worse/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/09/you-could-have-done-worse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Folk Laur]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA["At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could have been considered a rational thought."]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye, absurdly long Halloween</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/02/goodbye-absurdly-long-halloween/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/11/02/goodbye-absurdly-long-halloween/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Folk Laur]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Look, a sexy firefighter! That's the first one I've seen all night! ]]></description>
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		<title>Dear FutureMe: I hope you have a job</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/29/dear-futureme-i-hope-you-have-a-job/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/29/dear-futureme-i-hope-you-have-a-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nag]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=4371</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nag your future self.]]></description>
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		<title>Now Hiring: Errand Boy</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/28/now-hiring-errand-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/28/now-hiring-errand-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=4314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[College student in search of personal assistant, grip on reality.]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t drink the coffee!</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/27/dont-drink-the-coffee/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/27/dont-drink-the-coffee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone's poisoning the coffee at Harvard.]]></description>
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		<title>Parents weekend approaches! Turn off your cell phone.</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/21/parents-weekend-approaches-turn-off-your-cell-phone/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/21/parents-weekend-approaches-turn-off-your-cell-phone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lucky Charms]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3968</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems like we make this mistake every year. ]]></description>
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		<title>Thank you, marketing professionals, for the free stuff!</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/20/thank-you-marketing-professionals-for-the-free-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/20/thank-you-marketing-professionals-for-the-free-stuff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hot Pockets]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3915</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wish Hot Pockets would start handing out free samples, too.]]></description>
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		<title>STU swarming with beezies&#8230;no, bees</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/19/stu-swarming-with-beezies-no-bees/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/19/stu-swarming-with-beezies-no-bees/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Folk Laur]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Student Union Building was evacuated yesterday so that USC workers could finally harvest the honey from the bee hives hidden in the elevator shaft.]]></description>
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		<title>Rain? This can only mean one thing.</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/13/rain-this-can-only-mean-one-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/13/rain-this-can-only-mean-one-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Californians melt in the rain. Just ask your flying monkeysl]]></description>
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		<title>Please create your bonfires outside the building</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/12/please-create-your-bonfires-outside-the-building/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/12/please-create-your-bonfires-outside-the-building/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[condoms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire drill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[folk laur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[housing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does the candy and condoms bucket make up for the extreme number of fire drills in USC student housing? Probably not.]]></description>
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		<title>DPS responds to Folk Laur: Put your sleeping bags away</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/10/dps-responds-to-folk-laur-put-your-sleeping-bags-away/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/10/dps-responds-to-folk-laur-put-your-sleeping-bags-away/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3363</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No camping out on campus! And I don't think DPS would take kindly to bringing barbecues, either.]]></description>
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		<title>Muffins of plenty</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/09/muffins-of-plenty/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/09/muffins-of-plenty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3353</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a poor starving student at Harvard who would kill for the privilege of eating your free muffin.]]></description>
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		<title>Bike sale tomorrow&#8230;get out your sleeping bags</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/07/bike-sale-tomorrow-get-out-your-sleeping-bags/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/07/bike-sale-tomorrow-get-out-your-sleeping-bags/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember that bike you had that got stolen? Remember that other bike you had that also got stolen? Well this Saturday at 9 a.m., DPS, is generously offering us the chance to buy them back!]]></description>
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		<title>Star Spottings</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/06/star-spottings/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/06/star-spottings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3147</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ludacris! The Governator! The Sprinkles Truck!]]></description>
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		<title>Dangerously Stupid Liaisons</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/05/dangerously-stupid-liaisons/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/10/05/dangerously-stupid-liaisons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=3052</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you were thinking about seducing your T.A., this is not how to do it.]]></description>
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		<title>8 reasons to wake up earlier, or 8 reasons to smother yourself with a pillow?</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/09/27/8-reasons-to-wake-up-earlier-or-8-reasons-to-smother-yourself-with-a-pillow/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/09/27/8-reasons-to-wake-up-earlier-or-8-reasons-to-smother-yourself-with-a-pillow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dailytrojan.com/?p=2558</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you know you should be waking up earlier? According to COEDmagazine.com, there are actually no more and no less than eight reasons why you should be irritating your roommates before ten o’clock. And you know it’s true because this is the same website reminding us with a feature story on “fripples” (frozen nipples). And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can has blog?</title>
		<link>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/09/25/i-can-has-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://dailytrojan.com/2009/09/25/i-can-has-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rpflores</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been a columnist at the Daily Trojan for four years, but since no one has offered me a book deal yet, I thought I’d try blogging and see if that doesn’t help. It worked for LOLcats — why not Folk Laur? Look for my posts every day. Well, every weekday. Ok, most weekdays. (Mondays [...]]]></description>
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