Preparing to cross at the Hoover Street and Jefferson Boulevard intersection is like preparing for battle. It would never do to simply wait for the white man to appear and jaunt casually to your destination. It is a journey. You strategize on the best crossing method: straight across, or diagonal? An arced trajectory in between? [...]
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DPS Crime alerts are NEVER this interesting
“I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)”
Read the rest of this article »Students dabble in the fields of online agriculture
It’s been a long time since Facebook — like shower sandals, cheap beer and pretentious art posters — was associated exclusively with college students. I don’t think anyone begrudges this transition, though it is always alarming to see your mother comment on the sweater you wore to “LAS VEGAS TRIP(PY) Part Deux.” But whereas it [...]
Read the rest of this article »Dear FutureMe: I hope you have a job
Nag your future self.
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Read the rest of this article »H1N1 partiers play chicken with the swine
There are only so many ’80s-themed parties one can attend before American Apparel runs out of gold lamé spandex pants and shoulder pads stop being ironically funny and start being a regrettable fashion statement. It’s only natural that students start branching out to new theme party ideas, but it’s not long before everyone and their [...]
Read the rest of this article »Parents weekend approaches! Turn off your cell phone.
Seems like we make this mistake every year.
Read the rest of this article »Thank you, marketing professionals, for the free stuff!
I wish Hot Pockets would start handing out free samples, too.
Read the rest of this article »Rain? This can only mean one thing.
Californians melt in the rain. Just ask your flying monkeysl
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When the California Senate passed a law banning cell phone use while driving, citizens all over the state agreed that this was a sensible and well-reasoned law — that no one would ever, ever follow. It’s like a law that forbids people from making bad eating choices. It’s good for us! It’s better for the [...]
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